Mr. Goldy's Attention Span
By: MoonDragon

*Hey, here's a little story I wrote for Mr. Goldy when I was hyped on twizzlers...can't ya tell?*

  Hi all you fans and other..umm..wierd peeps..It's me, Mr. Goldy! Have you ever wondered what it's like to be me? It sure isn't easy! First of all, goldfish only have a 5 second memory limit and second of all....

...ummmm, what was I talking about? Well, ummmm...any ways, I despise that clown....he just came in here 4 seconds ago...

Hey, why is there a strange guy....(well, i think it's a clown) in here?...I just lost my train of thought, hold on a sec...

Hey, there's a clown in my room! Feeding Me! And it's not even my feeding time! Grrrrr.. I despise clowns....

OOOOOooooo! Food!!! But that isn't Chaos!...it's a..it's a.....a.....A CLOWN! No way am I eating anything from a clown!...

Why is there a clown in my room? And why is there food in my bowl? Hey! Where's that clown going? And why is he running so fast? Figures, you can never trust a clown...why, this isn't even my regular Crispy Flakes!

Oh look! Here comes Chaos! But why does he look so worried? Ewwww....what is that smell? Uck! It's my food! Wait a minute...a don't remember anyone feeding me!

Oh look! It's....a worried Chaos...hmmm, but I'm just fine...AHHHHHHHH! *Mr Goldy is picked up by Chaos and put down in a different bowl of water instead of his own home, one without that awful food* AHHHH! What was that?!!! I almost died out of my water! Hey...this isn't my home...

Hey...where's my castle??? This isn't my home, I think... I'm hungry! What's Chaos doing here?

Hey, have you ever wondered what it's like to be me?

The End